SATIRE: Don’t Cry For Me Deaf Society
Here’s just one more for the road. You all know the musical EVITA, and the song Don’t Cry For Me Argentina. I give you, Don’t Cry For Me Deaf Society.
This is really easy, you’ll think it’s not
Let me try to explain how I feel
That I still need your love
After all that I’ve embezzled
You won’t believe me
All you will see is a CEO you once knew
Although I’m dressed up to the nines
At sixes and sevens with you
I had to spend the money, I had to go to Timbucktoo
Couldn’t stay all my life like a volunteer
Standing in the rain, rattling tin cans
So I chose freedom
Spending your money, Pretending it’s all for you
But it didn’t impressed you at all
I never expected it to, But it did me
[Chorus:]
Don’t cry for me Deaf Society
The truth is you were a convenience
All through my ambitions
My aims and objectives
I climbed the ladder
To keep my distance
And as for fortune, and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired
They’re not illusions
They’re the solutions to life’s vagaries
The answer was here all the time
I love money and much more than I love you
Don’t cry for me Deaf Society
The truth is you were a convenience
All through my ambitions
My aims and objectives
I climbed the ladder
The stairway to Heaven
[chorus]
Have I revealed too much?
There’s nothing more I can think of to say to you.
But all you have to do is look at me to know
That every word is true!
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